Now, despite being a full-fledged Spacegirl cadet, Tall Goddess feels even more like an outsider than she did on Earth, and is anxious to prove herself by losing her virginity to an alien; to the Spacegirls, “Earth men don’t really count”.

But what our bubble-headed desert heroine doesn’t realize is that she’s about to get everything she asked for…

…And a whole lot that she didn’t…